Takin’ it to the Streets: The Pets of Springfield, OH
The fur is really flying in Springfield, OH, as citizens, interested parties and especially pets of voters are enraged and taking it to the streets this election eve. Many of the pets are out on the front lawn with signs: “The Haitians were GREETING us, not EATING us!” Haitian immigrants can be seen outside too, hugging the cats, dogs and hamsters… and not in a creepy way . Pets of all size and shape think they can influence the outcome of this election. Forget about Iowa, folks. Where the atrocities of false rumors have been spread, they must be addressed and avenged. “The Haitians have come here due to our low cost of living and plentiful jobs,” said Fido, a mutt, “and they’re friendly to us. They eat mainly starch anyway, not meat. Be afraid if you’re a navy bean!” “Yeah, I saw a bald eagle flying around the other day. Now, they will eat us!” said Rufus the hedgehog, shivering. Donald Trump, lured by the size of the rally, arrives in his garbage truc