Return of the Twittering Bunny
I hardly ever do this...but...does this fur coat make me look fat? HELLO?! HELLO??? That's all Dr. Phil's rep says when I call to describe my friend's problem. It's like they can't even hear me. I enjoy the fact that "rabbit trailing" is an insult used by "suits" to make fun of those off-topic. MY trails ARE the topic I don't think sitting stone still and looking casual is fooling anyone. "Ding Dong the Falcon is Dead" is a song I hum when I'm happy. The problem with eating tulips is that you just can't stop at one. I would like to propose that Dust Bunnies be called Dust Raccoons Everyone I know is sleeping, yet I am wide awake, staring at a starry night. I think I'll write my name in paw prints. A deer told me my butt was fluffy, so I opened a can of 'whoop ass' (which in my case entailed staring intensely and thinking evil thoughts) Suckling an icicle like a gerbil's water dispenser. Long winters ...