Did you SEE that Half-Naked Woman in the Bakery Aisle?
My pants fell down in public this morning. I just thought you should know that up front . It was a “Perfect Storm” when it came to conditions of my “self-pantsing”: · A banded-bottom sweatshirt exerting force down (and in) · “Day before laundry day” looser elastic underwear · Cargo pants with “wannabe” sweat pants waistband · My apparent feigning sensitivity related to air on my bare flesh At this point I’d like to interject an apology to all plumbers, electricians and rappers, who I previously chided, behind their backs, for their density regarding the exposure of their backsides. I would say, “How could they POSSIBLY NOT KNOW their butts were exposed?” I’m a humbler person now. It all started when I felt my underwear roll down one side o...