The Island of Misfit Christmas Treats
Enter Heidi's House of Horrible Holiday Misfit Treats and enjoy: Sperm Cookies Mouse Cookies gone wrong . Instead of darling little cookies that look like mice, a simple margarine mistake later and suddenly little almond ears and red-hot candy noses were floating in opaque little blobs with long red licorice tails. Very unappetizing. Molten Peanut Brittle There is no such thing as a safe bowl or oven mitt when you’re making microwave candy. The ceremonial “Dance of the Molten Peanut Brittle” performed while removing it from the microwave is much more about pain, burns and trauma than enjoying the treat--which will break your teeth anyway. SOS Pad Sea-foam Only 3 ingredients in this "light as air" candy, yet with all the unwritten fussy technicalities like being quiet while standing on one foot, coaxing the sugar into submission with sweet talk, a door or sneezes could instantly de-foam the concoction and morph it into flat Brillo pads that even a dunk in chocolate ...