The "NO-More" Suites
When I’m on food restriction, food is all I can think about. Now I’m counting calories, sadly chomping vegetables I do not like, and guarding my stash of “allowable food items” like a lioness hoards her kill. “Back off!” I hiss; yellow eyes burning. My stomach was making angry-volcano rumblings last night. “Feed me!” it roared, as Audrey II in “Little Shop of Horrors.” I sat straight up in bed —I can have air popcorn! The moment the dry, fluffy, puffy stuff came tumbling out of the popper, I grabbed a fist -full and pushed it in my mouth frantically. And I bit own my finger…hard. As my finger throbbed, and I felt faint from the pain—a couple of thoughts stood out: That I have the jaws of a Kodiak bear Air popcorn tastes like electricity There really should be a sleep-over camp for people just starting a diet. A get-away from temptation. Or maybe a hotel called “The ‘No-More’ Suites” : There, hungry, grumpy people could be housed until Day 4, when th...