Heidi in Real Life

Do Rabbits get hernias?  If not, I think I need some stronger back teeth. Are you following me?  Cause if you're following me, I'm going to stand stone still, twitch and then run away.  I mean it. I saw a cucumber the size of a scuba tank this morning.  It seemed too good to be true, so I, the eternal skeptic, did not nibble on it. With two different kinds of legs, finding it hard to make snow angels look like actual angels. Other rabbits are looking at me (sideways of course) and rolling their eyes.  Independent thinkers often get this reaction.  Sheep don't. I spy a tomato that's bigger than me, and remembering Peter the Pumpkin eater, I chuckle. Observed Heidi light gas grill with giant flash of fire followed by singed hair odor. Gladtobeknownforkeenhearingnotsmelling   Wondering if you can load a gun with rabbit pellets? If so, I'd like to. After listening to Elvis Prestley's famous song, new favorite activity is to make hound dogs feel...

I'd give anything for a good old fashioned dysfunctional family holiday this year.   Hey!  If your relatives don’t always mesh, and you’d like to brighten your nerve wracking events, try… The “ HAVE A HAPPY DYSFUNCTIONAL HOLIDAY ” Game Object of the Game :  To keep everyone together in one room without getting hurt. Players :  1 Pair of Grandparents, 1 Outspoken Male and 1 Fainting Male, 1 Texting Teen, 1 Alcoholic in Treatment, 1 Emotional Eater, 1 Angelic Child, 1 Confrontational Female, 1 Quiet Female, 1 Mr. Manners, 1 Single Parent and 1 Dog Decks of Cards :  OFFEND OTHERS , WHAT TO SERVE FOR DINNER When all seems lost … SPIN THE ARROW for Stress-Relieving Suggestions. The board is separated into 4 rooms (you can substitute yours):  The Living Room with the T.V. for distraction, the Basement, the Kitchen where the grandparents always sit because they can’t get out of the living room furniture, and the Porch for smokers and (sometimes) Dog. Sa...