If the Rabbit in My Garden Could Twitter
Thinking the song “Little Bunny Foo-Foo” paints us in an unflattering light. Attempted entry into Heidi’s garden by running against webbing where perimeter is weakest. I’m in. Getting frustrated with my sideways eyes. My difficulty focusing close-up has caused me to nibble half a pricker weed instead of a red pepper leaf. Decided to eat everything green regardless of pricker texture . Wondering why it’s so easy to get these plants. Is it a trap or is Heidi just stupid? Hop and see. Finding solace under the oregano patch. Why do I want pizza now? Heidi’s got some Japanese beetles on her grape leaves. Too bad I’m a vegetarian—they look like cherry chips. LOL at Heidi’s chicken-dog , Jasmine. She’s actually afraid of me. Boo! OMG! Heidi is walking around her garden now, a few feet from me. She picked the cucumber I wanted . I’m nervous ( I’m always nervous ). Trying to play "statue" becoming more and more difficult. Must bolt out....