I See Naked People
I've never been that person in the gym locker who walks around nude. In our gym locker room, I am often called upon to talk to women who do walk around nude. Somehow, they don’t seem to care that something (a lot, actually) is off. I’m no prude . I’ve had plenty of pleasurable private naked historic events, but none of them ever involved yappy senior female nudists. Maybe it’s just me, but if you’re going to enter my personal space-bubble unclothed -- let's at least agree to coffee later. Here’s my personal decree: If you’re naked in the locker room and you want to talk to me, I’ll be able to pay attention to you for approximately 2 nanoseconds. After that, my brain starts sending a million ADHD-fueled conflicting signals and then H eidi has left the building . If you really want to talk to me, unless it’s about danger or a spider is about to drop on me-- can’t I just meet you in the lobby? “What do you think ...